she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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