I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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