no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i love accidental penises.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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