I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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