hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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