one two three fourrrrnication!
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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