problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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