non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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