do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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