it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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