Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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