I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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