We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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