what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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