This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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