it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Randomize
