Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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