from now on my penis is your penis
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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