but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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