By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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