I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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