No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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