Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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