dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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