did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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