How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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