At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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