"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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