Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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