Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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