i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I need water and some morals
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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