so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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