Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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