You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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