The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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