I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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