just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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