Small penises have feelings too.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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