Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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