thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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