I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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