You really coming over, don't trick.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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