She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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