U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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