Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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