they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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