i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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