Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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