Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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