i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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