hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She bit a glass in half.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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