elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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