i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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