Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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