Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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