the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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