maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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